Ghosts/Aliens by Trey Hamburger Summary and Reviews
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Book Reviews of Ghosts/Aliens
Book Review: WARNING: this book is haunted and/or may be a portal to a teleportation device that aliens control
Summary: 5 Stars
I'm not sure if it's me writing this review but I'm pretty sure I'm me because I just looked in the mirror and winked at myself and the guy in the mirror winked back and he kind of looks like me except maybe a little bit fatter, so maybe it's me in the future after lunch and/or snacks.
This book has taught me so much that I've since in fact forgotten everything because once you learn something so well that you master it, you forget it all together because you become a natural. If you want to become a natural like me, I'd suggest you buy this book, and quick, because I'm pretty sure that every time I even think about this book my powers grow stronger and your chances of becoming as good as me are declining.
This book is so good that it should get an Oscars, of the book version of an Oscar which I believe is called a Hamburger.
Book Review: What a load of bull
Summary: 1 Stars
I do not get the appeal of this book. How did this get published??? It's a waste of paper. Did the author (if he can even be called that) use different names and write all of the reviews?Book Review: gratuitously stupid
Summary: 1 Stars
gratuitously stupid and then some. This is a follow up to the ultimate power/ninja book but IMHO it simply doesn't work. The first book's main character, Robert was likable. No more. His alter ego is investigating ghost/Aliens. But his dialogue is not endearing or funny as it was the first time. Its abrasive and stupid. Or in Trey's parlance, "retarded." If you think use of the word retard several thousand times is real funny then you might enjoy this attempt at satire/humor.
Easily the worst book I've ever paid for.
Book Review: one man's insight into another man's fear of wigs
Summary: 5 Stars
ok. let just say, being a REAL Ultimate Power fan, when i heard this book was coming out I crapped enough logs to build a decent-sized dwelling. probably big enough to store 3 or 2 hippos.
trey, robert's cousin, opens the book with some friggin paranormal crap right off the bat involving hot pockets and socks sliding across the kitchen floor JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO... they like a bunch of crap goes down and stuff just starts happening out of no where, like trey finds out hes probably an EARL and thus, most likely, the chosen dude. Pretty soon though a bunch of bullcrap happens which mimics a partial cheese web; trey probably isnt an earl after all and his journey sparks teh beginning of an apocolypse but then trey and his homie mike stevens join brain powers to stop teh apocolypse all within the same few weeks.
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