The Book of the SubGenius : The Sacred Teachings of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs by J.R. Dobbs, The SubGenius Foundation, Rev. Ivan Stang Summary and Reviews
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Book Reviews of The Book of the SubGenius : The Sacred Teachings of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs
Book Review: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Summary: 5 Stars
How can you just be SITTING there?! With one X-Day scare already behind us and Bob knows HOW MANY MORE TO COME, how in the WORLD can you afford NOT to own the single most mind-curdling book ever printed?! It's ALL HERE -- every clandestine truth, every unmatched sock, every INSANE THEORY THAT YOU NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE YOU BELIEVED IN... but gave credence to anyway because NOTHING ELSE IN THIS NUTTY WORLD EVEN CAME CLOSE! UNGAWA! With Bob's Word in your hands, you could be on the way to an incredible evolutionary breakthrough... or you could just be on the way to the bank for another $20! BUT YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING UNTIL YOU TRY!Book Review: The ultimate cosmic truth lays at your fingertips
Summary: 5 Stars
The question has oft come up as to who is the greatest writer of all time. Shakespheare, Dickens, Joyce, Aristotle, the writers of the Dead Sea Scrolls? Those guys... couldn't write their way out of a WET PAPER BAG. This I have learned after reading The Book of the Subgenius; razor-sharp wit, profound insight, and social commentary that is the TRUEST THING YOU WILL EVER READ. We need to airdrop thousands of copies of this thing across the USA like CIA leaflets over an impoverished Nicaraguan town. At first I thought perhaps Thomas Pynchon, Robert Anton Wilson and Hunter S. Thompson collaborated on this book, until I realized - IT'S STILL TOO GOOD! And that's when the horrifying, apocalyptic, pipe-smoking, grinning chaos of truth hit me like a Mack truck - BOB IS REAL!!! There is no alternative explanation.Book Review: THE BOOK YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE
Summary: 5 Stars
At first, I thought this book was pure EVIL. So I burned it, only to have it appear that night (in perfect condition, yet still warm and a slight smokey odor) under my pillow. So I burned it again the next morning. Yep, you guessed it, under my pillow the next night. I began to read and spent the majority of the next 3 months with gut-wrenching laughter and tears of joy as this confusing world was clearified and classified into an eternal perpetual joke for which only BOB has the punchline. YES!, Brothers and Sisters, You too can be saved by the Grace of BOB. Eternal Salvation or triple you money back!!! No other religion can make such a hefty promise! This is the world's only admitted "for-profit" religion. This book has changed my life. Before, I was a low-life loser who never had any money, women, fun, or slack. Now I am a low-life loser who has no money, women or fun,.... .... BUT I HAVE PLENTY OF SLACK!!!!! PRAISE BOB!Book Review: You need to keep it beside your toilet
Summary: 5 Stars
Where do you contemplate your existance and true nature of the universe? Well, the SubGenius knows where! And this bugger will never leave your side! Won't solve all your problems, but neither will anything else. At least the SubGenius acknowledges that something's wrong in the first place!Book Review: This book makes you believe Bob Dobbs is the Messiah
Summary: 5 Stars
J.R. Bob Dobbs makes me believe that this the religon i have been looking for. I can't say much more. The book itself is not one you can explain to a person who has not read it. I would seriously order this book right now.