The King's Buccaneer
by Raymond E. Feist

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Book Review: *ralph*
Summary: 1 Stars

Person A: Oh, I love you!

Person B: Well, I love him.

Person C: I love her.

Person D: No one loves me. And my foot hurts.

Person A: Oh, Person D, I've always loved you!

Evil Pirate: Arr, me hardies!

Person C: Oh. I've just died.

Serpent Person: Hiss. I sure am evil.

Persons A, B and D: Die, you monster!

Serpent Person: *sniff* *dies*

Kind Pirate: Arr, me hardies!

Person D: Hey, my foot feels better.

Really. That's pretty much the whole story. It is a plodding, repetitious bunch of garbage. I found myself embarassed to be seen reading the book, because if anyone had asked me what it was about, I would have had to make something up. "Uh. French socioeconomics and their impact on the maternity cycle of Maori women." I certainly couldn't say, "This guy, he, uh, he's in love with this girl and... hey, where are you going? Like me! Like me!" Really. The book is just awful. Really awful.

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